how do you get a nice body without moving
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
And you continue the Snape face until they shut up. Or you are forced to tell them to shut up because they are missing the point.
OMG this is ridiculously accurate!
- me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy
when the only friend you have in a certain class is absent
when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED
there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here
the disruption of pleasant relaxing music
the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager
the small child’s laughter in the background
the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something
the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere
the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano
it’s all so beautiful
A woman is only vulnerable when her nail polish is drying, and even then she can still pull a trigger.
some great quote I heard somewhere once upon a time and that is very, very true (via traffic-jam-session)